What I am thankful for (a modern list)

• Abundant supply of food, (maybe obesity should be thought of as a good thing)
• Only having to eat turkey once a year (poultry in general is awful)
• Black Friday. Only one more day!
• Autotune. Imagine all of those celebrities singing without Autotune.
• Mangoes. They are tasty
• Internet. Where else would you watch sneezing pandas?
• Twilight how else could we be able to make fun of vampires?
• SSDs. Because HDDs suck. OCZ went bye bye...
• Blogs. So I can post this
• Computers, I would never make it as a physicist or a poet for that matter
• Potato chips. Skinniness is overrated
• Plastic surgery. Our world would look much worse off otherwise