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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

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Introducing the iThink!

The iThink is just like a regular brain only with DRM and limited knowledge
If you like more knowledge, you may purchase more additional packages
Some of the packages include:
  1. Imagination
  2. Math
  3. Reading (packages include Nonfiction, Crosswords and word searches fiction not yet available)
  4. ADHD
  5. Street Smarts
  6. Picture books (available in 2 packages A-F and L-Z)
  7. The Dictionary (Note: We only have the X Y and Z sections of it right now but feel free to call 1 800 im Thinking for a person in India to convince you with nonsense that X Y and Z is all you really need)
  8. The Bible (Comes in three packages, Old, New, and Current Testaments)
  9. Hearing processing (Note the package can only process only C sharp and B flat if you think this is annoying, please call 1 800 im Thinking for an Indian to convince you with blah that C sharp and B flat is all you need)
  10. Tech Support (Currently we only offer the Indian version of this with the nonsense accent but feel free to call 1 800 im Thinking for an Indian that you can't understand and well you know the drill)
The iThink is a revolutionary device that can function as a brain for your body. Here are some reviews on this remarkable device

OMG! This is the best device ever now I have spent $50 for this remarkable device and one package add on is only $700,000!
My new brain is awesome in fact I'm buying more packages right this instant!
-Bob Jones VP Stupid Enterprise Stuff


OMG! This is the best device ever now I have spent $50 for this remarkable device and one package add on is only $700,000!
My new brain is awesome in fact I'm buying more packages right this instant!
-Ricky Robinson Database Manager



OMG! This is the best device ever now I have spent $50 for this remarkable device and one package add on are only $700,000!
My new brain is awesome in fact I'm buying more packages right this instant!
-Cameron Pauly stupid robot


Order now and we will throw in the buying package add on. This innovative package lets you buy the add-ons at 300 million BILLION a nanosecond!
This package can not be removed or disabled and is automatically started every time you use the iThink.



©3000 Orange Brains Inc. Not responsible if you spend all your money on thinking.

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Y4L

2 comments:

  1. i'm not a stupid robot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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