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Sunday, December 1, 2013

Methods for bad situation

Flame method:
1. Stop (freaking out)
2. Drop (what you are doing)
3. Roll (with it)

Ice cream method:
1. Get ice cream
2. Eat ice cream
3. GOTO 1

Recursive method:
Handle Situation:
1. Handle Situation()

Static method:
1. print "I only have class"

Singleton method:
1. return badInstance

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